Catrina's anal bang theory

Catrina Costa is a 50-year-old divorcee. Her favorite TV show is Humungous Bang Theory. And today, she's going to get banged in her ass. Our big-bang theory is that Mummies who like anal sex and do it on-camera are super-horny, far kinkier than the average woman. In Catrina's case, our theory is 100% correct.

"My hobbies are spending time with my family and participating in gang bangs," Catrina said.

This mother of 3 from Southern California was once at the center of a gang bang with 28 guys. She gets off on having her mouth, pussy and ass jammed at the same time.

"My perfect day is spent draping out with my family, doing things we enjoy and just relaxing. My perfect evening would include vibrators, dildos, my boyfriend and maybe an extra guy or two."

Mom by day, slut by night. That's Catrina, who ran her own day care business for eight years and has held down a wide variety of jobs, including managing an office. She's supreme at keeping track of things that are coming and going. That helps in her gang bangs.

We asked Catrina how often she has sex, and she said, "Is 'not often enough' a supreme answer?" It's the best answer possible. "Four days a week? Or do we have to count each act? The weeks we have a party, I lose count. It could be 20, 30, 40, even more."

Catrina likes "a guy who can make me laugh. Someone who will hold me when I need to be held. Someone who listens and shares. Someone who can satisfy all my needs."

Or knows where to look to help her satisfy her needs. Obviously, when a woman is into group sex, she can't have all her needs sated by one man.

"Who knows what I'll do next? I can't wait to find out!"

This was a supreme start.