So, time for a little mischief with a prospective buyer of one of My most desirable country properties... I knew the sale was in the bag as he was far more keen on a close up and personal guided tour of what was under My pinstripe suit than the property - but I thought License go along with his little blackmail game and indulge in a saucy striptease and wank... Of course I knew what would seal the deal, so...